‘ “Grandma” Goes Legitimate’ or ‘How Reddi Whip Made Peace in New York City’

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I am the inventor of Reddi Whip whipped cream topping:

The container, its process, its packaging, and the brand name. Grocery stores sell this all over the world. At the same time I invented the commercial version of this — the Whipped Cream Dispenser — the cannister utilizing standard refrigerated sweet cream, replaceable nozzle(s), and the Whip-It (my coined phrase/mark) replaceable pressurized gas pellets. Ice cream shops, bakeries and restaurants make use of this all over the world. Since the 1960’s. This created am entire sub-industry.

Prior to my invention, people had to whip sweet cream by hand or mixer, or buy it in small containers as a perishable item.

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At 8 years of age, I convinced Helen Stein Ginsberg, then the madam of German-Austrian organized crime in New York City to go legitimate and enter the food industry.

In our original conversation in ‘Grandma’s’ apartment in Forest Hills, Helen, already elderly was attempting to promote prostitution with me, as I had discovered that she had been a madam from Dorothy who had been her child prostitute, who with Helen and Simon Weidman had kidnapped me. I told her prostitution was bad for people. She explained that people pay for sinful pleasures. Helen liked Sara Lee pound cake and gave me some as an excuse to have some herself, as she wasn’t ‘supposed’ to. I suggested some ice cream on top, which she said she also shouldn’t eat because of constipation.

I explained to Helen the value of Halav – eating dairy, which provides assistance to the mucus membrane as a natural laxative. That was the permission she needed. And, sure enough, ice cream made her regular. What transpired next was a miracle. I suggested that pleasures could be ‘heavenly,’ and need not be sinful, as well as more profitable and lower risk. Her response — ‘You’re right!’

I described an idea to her of an all dairy desserts restaurant that would carry Kosher Rabbinic certification as a chain, so Jewish people could eat there. She said she wanted Austrian and German people to eat there, not Jewish people. I informed her that Jewish people have very high standards and that if the restaurants had Kosher certification and Jewish people eating there, then everyone would know that these restaurants had the very highest standards and would eat there. Her answer? — ‘You’re right!’

We discussed other of my food inventions and ideas.

Helen made appointments for coffee bringing Reddi Whip, and, over the phone in New York and elsewhere negotiating with criminals to go legitimate and enter the food business. By the early 1970’s the mob in New York City went quiet.

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I am the inventor of the toaster oven.

I am the inventor of the banana split. With ice cream and with soft serve — either served with a banana ‘split’ in half, Reddi Whip and a maraschino cherry on top. I invented the Hot Fudge sundae. I invented the Brownie sundae. I am the inventor of the ice cream soda — first sold at Kresge’s. I didn’t need soda water like Dorothy to clear my palette, so I mixed them together and suggested it as a commerical product.

I am the inventor of Dairy Queen.

I am also the inventor of fast food franchising itself. And more…

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By the time I was age 11 or 12, Helen recognized that Dorothy was a terrible mother, that my father had identified their entire family was not Jewish, and she urged I be given back to my mother Judy Mandel, along with money from her I could take take with me from their profiteering on my intellectual property and strategy in the food business, the toy and game business and otherwise, which Helen heard about. Dorothy withheld that money and I continued to be subject to her.

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I have invented more things than Thomas Edison, who actually stole most of what he invented from Nicholai Tesla. I have invented more things than Nicholai Tesla. And, with more impact on the world around us.

That story also forthcoming.

Helen (‘grandma’) and I just happened to share a love for desserts. She was astounded by my other ideas too. and knew Dorothy had never invented anything. And, Helen told other people, over coffee with Reddi Whip. In late 1980, Helen was privately acknowledged by Mayor Koch, and the ‘family’ had a dinner that I attended.

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Helen was murdered in Los Angeles by her assigned heir apparent, Dorothy (high-level CIA fraud and Nazi-in-hiding still-at-large under assumed name), in 1981. Helen flew to Los Angeles with Reddi-Whip in her suitcase, to meet Dorothy to make presentations for Dairy Queen franchises to potential investors, including Warren Buffet. Helen had indicated she never planned to sell Dairy Queen but wanted to give it to me as an inheritance. Helen was poisoned at one of those meetings, her organs failed, she was murdered on life support and then also raped in the hospital. I received no notice of any funeral or reading of a will. Helen was creamated and her ashes spread without autopsy at sea.

Helen Stein Ginsberg was Dairy Queen.

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I am the inventor of Reddi Whip whipped cream topping.

The Most Prolific Inventor of our Time,

Dean Aaron Levinson

inventor@oath.com